May 21
roses are red
violets are blue
will you make out with me
no why are you running away
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May 17
Every time my mother nags at me, →
I’m always tempted to be like:
But I dont, because I’m afraid that she would slap me into a different race:
True story.
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May 17
On "My Super Sweet 16" when the girl gets mad that daddy bought her the wrong car. →
Bitch, I don’t even have a bike.
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